What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 04:31
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Dr No
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
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Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
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